joe

After having a dream one day whilst working as the assistant manager of a Leamington bank, Joe was compelled to visit a local Gypsy who read tea leaves.

It was in the back of that small Romanian steam room and bath house that Joe was told he was destined for great things. "You will be a part of 'The Four'" She said.. "Together you will write great music and in no time at all you will have a very reasonably priced EP available for purchase both through the interweb and from the fabled record shop Fopp."

Not wanting to dissapoint the old lady, Joe quit his job and with a pile of money he found in a draw at work, bought a guitar with magical powers.

By vibrating the strings people would find themselves swaying involuntarily, back and forth, back and forth. The more he vibrated them, the more violently the people would move.. Until they were actually dancing. Whilst waving their arms in the air and jumping up and down they had no idea that weaving in amongst the crowd was Rufus.. a small Romanian urchin trained in the art of pick pocketing. No doubt somehow connected with the Gypsy... Such is the price of profacy.

(Joe's real bio coming soon..)